i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
