Just cropdusted the office
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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