can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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