You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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