I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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