debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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