My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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