Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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