It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
