if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She said her name was "party"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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