She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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