He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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