I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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