i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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