dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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