Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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