Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer