nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.