Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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