Porn is love you can see.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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