Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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