Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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