Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The air taste purple.
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