ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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