come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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