If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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