Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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