I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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