1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
either way he was missing a nipple.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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