i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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