i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
