So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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