didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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