I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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