With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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