D3 body, D1 cock
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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