The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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