found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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