I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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