omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
only you would photoshop your dick
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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