Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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