I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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