College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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