Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
