so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
a search helicopter?!
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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