What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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