So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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