i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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