When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Randomize
