Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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