Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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