I hate all girls vehemently.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
