Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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