i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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