I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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